'He wouldn't stop mimicking Micky Mouse': The People Behind Cheezcake Answer Hilarious Questions About Love and Life #7

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
Apr 19, 2024 4:00 PM EDT

Welcome back internet queens and princesses. This is a special edition of CheezCake where we go behind the scenes of the brand to open up a dialogue about life, relationships, and love. From countless Reddit stories, to scrolling through content all day about love and relationships, we decided to share some insight with the world. Now, while we thought it'd be fun and cute to post about these topics, it doesn't mean we're trained in relationships or love. But with the six of us combined, we have years of experiences, boyfriends, dating, hilarious encounters, and more to laugh and jeer at while scrolling your phone. 

So today's topic: funniest worst date fail. Some people just don't have tact or social intelligence, and it shows. At least they give us something to laugh about when times get tough.

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  • 01
    I was going on my second date with a guy, he told me to meet him on his side of town. I spent $100 on an Uber to go there, he had me meet him at a public park where we walked around for an hour or so, then he told me he's going home to watch the Super Bowl. Never heard from him again.
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  • 02
    We were on our third date, and although we had no idea what lay ahead, we were still interested in getting to know one another. Anyway, the person had arranged a beautiful beach picnic, but our phones were stolen thirty minutes into the date...
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  • 03
    I went on a date with a dude who told me to meet him at a certain spot at the beach. I drove 45 minutes to get there and paid for parking. When I arrived, I called him, and he came down from a lifeguard tower, still in uniform. I realized we were meeting up at his work and he had just finished his shift. We went to sit on a bench nearby and chanced upon a small baby bird, and when I told him we needed to move it out of harm's way, he said 'Let nature do its thing'. I should have left right then
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  • 04
    I moved the baby bird into some bushes so it wouldn't be stepped on, and then continued the date. He didn't bring beer, or anything else. Not even a bottle of water. After 2 very awkward hours of me carrying the conversation, he walked me to my car, and I, being dumb, drove him home. It took almost an hour. So I ended up paying a bunch of money for gas, parking, and completely wasted my time. I still hate him.
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  • 05
    I went on a date with an actor, and he was the most self-centered person I have ever met. He would not stop talking about himself and all the great projects he had lined up. Then he made me walk 20 minutes so he could go into an art store because he was also ‘an artist' and he spent 45 minutes there looking at paintbrushes. I left while he was still in there and he never reached out.
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  • 06
    I went on a date with this guy who could not stop mimicking the voice of Mickey Mouse for the entirety of the date. He occasionally changed things up and switched to Goofy's voice or some other random Disney character that he assumed I would know. Needless to say, there was not a second date.
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  • 07
    I went on a date with a guy once for a drink. I was wearing a salmon pink hoodie that I really loved (this information is crucial for the rest of the story). We went out to a bar, and I went to order a drink and asked him what he wanted.
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  • 08
    He told me that he didn't drink, so I was left ordering a drink, at a bar, alone, while he drank water and watched me drink. We talked for a bit, but the conversation wasn't really flowing. He stops me mid- conversation and tells me, "You're too white to wear that color. It makes you look pale. You know what? I have a membership at a tanning salon - you should go, I bet I can even give you a discount." I finished my drink and left.
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  • 09
    Walking on the street with my date, I see my boss, on whom I had a crush, sitting inside a bar with his fresh new girlfriend. Entering to say hi, I come out to see that my date is gone. Feeling impatient that the guy has just left, my boss/crush then comes out of the bar, still hand in hand with his perfect girlfriend, and they see me standing there alone. They had the laugh of their lives.
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